
A bulldog meets a squirrel

The exquisite Tanaquil Le Clercq, fifth wife of George Balanchine who was left wheelchair bound after contracting polio at the age of 27.

I know people get old, although most don’t have such ridiculous plastic surgery, but the Duchess of Alba was perfectly pretty when she was younger… I’m not putting her ugly mug on my page so you’ll have to do an Internet search if you don’t know who I’m talking about.

When I grow up I want to look like this…

Blimey - Johnny Depp is just so ridiculously handsome… Here he is in 1995’s Don Juan DeMarco

If I were ever to get married - this would be my cake, although I’d want it in peacock blue

Another beautiful picture of Audrey Hepburn by Cecil Beaton